Contributed by Craig Bates

From the contributor: In Westwood, CA, there’s a homeless man who sits on a Kikoman Soy Sauce bucket dressed in his overalls each day and babbles his thoughts for all to hear by the local Coffee Bean. As I passed him and trotted across the intersection today, I heard Hobo McPoet scream at the top of his lungs:

If money ain’t everything, why is the bathroom on the inside of the house?

Truer words have never been spoken.