Contributed by Cera Hoffman

Things said in an acting class at Florida School of the Arts:

“Props don’t ride bikes.”

“You go to Disney and see some guy wearing Baloo pants putting on his Baloo pants.”

“If you go up to Jack Nickleson and say ‘you can’t act’ you just punched a big freaking oak tree.”

“Haw haw haw, azondahi azondahi!!”

“Hey man that dude just chilled me out.”

“Welcome to adulthood.”