Contributed by Michael Loudermilk

This was a review of Easy Message Express found on download.com. Normally, if you had two more periods than lower-case letters, you would be accused of over-using the period. Not so here:

IT IS A GOOD CHAT PLACE BUT NOT BETTER THAN MSN MESSENGER I LIKE TO CHAT HERE BUT YOU CANT PUT FACES AND STUFF YOU CAN DO ON MSN MESSENGER YOU CANT ADD YOUR OWN PEOPLE ONTHIS SO I DONT REALLY LIKE IT THAT MUNCH AND ON MSN MESSENGER YOU CAN ADD YOUR SAY BEST FRIENDS ON IT IN THIS YOU TALK TO WHO IS ON AND YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THEM AT ALL THEY CAN BRTEND THAT THEY ARE YOUR BESTFRIEND AND WONT KNOW IF IT IS TRUE THEY CAN COME AND TRAPE YOU OR STOCK YOU DOWN AND KILL YOU LIKE ON THE NEWS A 14 YEAR OLD GIRL GOT KILLED BY GIVEING THE GUY HER PHONE NUMBER AND ADRESSEAND HER FULL NAME AND THAN THEY SAY THAT THEY MUST OF GOT HER DRUNK AND THAN RAPE HER SO ONE THING MEVER GIVE PEOPLE YOUR NAME,ADRESSE,PHONE NUMBER ON LESS YOU REALLY KNOW THEM. AND WHO EVER READS THIS I HOPE YOU LISTEN TO ME WHAT I SAID IN CLEAR WORDS.:)