Contributed by Alysha Jackson

From the contributor:

One of the activities in my daughter’s Sunday school class one day at church was to go fishing with a pole that had a magnet on the end of it into a pond that had other magnets in it. Her Sunday school teacher said that the other children wouldn’t always wait for the connection to happen, they’d ‘help’ it to happen. When it was my daughter’s turn, some of the others started ‘helping,’ and my daughter said:

No, I don’t need any help. I am a professional hooker.