Contributed by Jeff J. Snider

The following is the twelfth installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. I Think I Have An Out-Vote In Me
  2. Suckin’ On A Sprite With Another Guy’s Girl
  3. I’ve Got My Wheelbarrow And A Runny Nose
  4. We’ll See You Later If You Wanna Come; If Not, We’ll See Ya Later
  5. I Know Where My Heart Is
  6. Do You Bless A Yawn In German?
  7. I Don’t Know Why Anybody Never Thought Of That
  8. I Don’t Think There’s Anyone Who Isn’t Deaf And Blind Who’s Less Funny Than Everyone Who Is
  9. I Was Looking For Deer And Found A Teepee
  10. If You’re Gonna Be A Goat, You Better Have A Freakin’ Kid
  11. I’m A Freakin’ Femme, And She’s A Stupid Guy
  12. Oh Great, The Afghans Are Printing My Directory
  13. Whatever I Was Gonna Say Was Something I Wanted To Say
  14. Was Saturn Here Before You?
  15. I’m Still Before I Was Married