Contributed by Jeff J. Snider

The following is the sixth installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. I Have a Nine-Year-Old Son (Last Year He Was Eight)
  2. You’re Ripping up the Pieces of My Box
  3. You Can’t Times a Gender
  4. He Is Him, and I Still Don’t Know, That’s Why I’m So Scared
  5. Manhandled By A 340-Pound Guy
  6. You Used To Be My Joystick
  7. I Fart All The Way Home Every Night
  8. I Turned You Into A Giant White Of Your Eye
  9. Move It Or Lose It, And I’d Suggest Move It, ‘Cause You’d Look Funny Without It
  10. My Muffler Fell Off In Barstow
  11. Are You Giving Away Someone Else’s Nanners?
  12. I Got Home After I Came Home
  13. I Would Be My Twin If I Was Another Person
  14. If Evil is This Good, Then I’ll Take Evil
  15. I Thought My Scissors Could Cut His Rock, But They Couldn’t