Contributed by Jeff J. Snider

The following is the fifth installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. Love Made Me Big

  2. I’m Not Going to Start Now, but If I Was Going to Start Now, Now Would Be a Good Time to Start
  3. A Rose by Any Other Name Still Has My Wallet
  4. Stick Him in the Finger (’Cuz You Can’t Get to His Heart)
  5. A Mouth Full of Chewy Food and the Phone Rings
  6. He Ingores His Toys and Bites His Dad
  7. I Have to Go to Church to See My Husband
  8. Why Would You Name Your Wife Francois?
  9. I Guess Those Aren’t Complimentary Pumpkins
  10. Someone Keeps Kicking Me in the Butt (I’m Guessing It’s Someone Behind Me)
  11. For the Love of Chub!
  12. We Planned Our Date and Ate a Cake
  13. Why Should I Deal with True Love When All I Want Is Corndogs?
  14. You’re Seven Feet Tall (Now Start Acting Like It)
  15. I’m a Boy in the Back of a Girl’s Apartment