We Made Out in a Tree and This Old Guy Sat and Watched Us

Contributed by Jeff J. Snider

The following is the fourth installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

46. How Many Offs Are There?

47. Check Your Diploma at the Door
48. I Got Some Lovin’ From the Vietnamese People
49. The “-Ando” is the “-Ing”
50. I Love You, but I Can’t Love You, Because I Love My Dog
51. You Throw Away Money and Wish for Death
52. My Eyes Don’t Read Parentheses
53. I Felt a Little Sharp of Pain (Oooh. There It Is Again)
54. Ice Cream in his Pocket
55. As Excited As A One-Armed Man Can Be
56. I Ain’t Got An Ankle To Favor
57. It Looks Like Me to Me
58. We’re Going in the Buff, Thermostatically Speaking
59. Did She Ask Why You Asked, When You Asked Her That?
60. I’d Love to Help, but the Tumor Is Growing So Fast