We Made Out in a Tree and This Old Guy Sat and Watched Us

Contributed by Jeff J. Snider

The following is the third installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

31. I Can Call Macey’s on a Saturday Night

32. Does Somebody Have a Penny (I Don’t Wanna Break a Nickel)
33. Where is the World From Here?
34. You Can’t Make Your Right Hand Your Left Hand (No Matter How Hard You Try)
35. He Forgot That His Daddy’s a Boy - and His Grandpa
36. Beer helps (everybody’s a winner with a beer in their hand)
37. Please (We’ve Seen Enough Butts for One Day!)
38. I Cried When My Hamsters Died
39. What Good is Asia without any Borders?
40. In The Corner Of My Eyes (It’s Kinda Watery)
41. Where Did The Basters Come From?
42. I Think I’m the Only Me that’s Here
43. The Naked Hoboes Were Right
44. The Most Boring Thousand Years of Your Life
45. Sharp As A Really Dull Knife