Contributed by Jeff J. Snider

The following is the second installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:

  1. He Takes Most of His Calls in the Bathroom

  2. Angels Don’t Got Hairy Chests
  3. The Only Asian in Kentucky
  4. Is There Blood on the Frisbee?
  5. I Dear John’ed a Chinese Gymnast
  6. Hold Your Apron and Run!
  7. Don’t Fail Me For Nipples
  8. I Got White Legs and a Complex
  9. Did You Go to Beto’s?
  10. You Lead Me Better than B-Tuck
  11. I Usta Wanna Date a Fajita
  12. It’s Good to Get Lucky Every Once in a While
  13. Home is Not a Place for Girls
  14. Grandma’s on a Steamroller
  15. That’s the Bird that Groped Me