Sun 19 Feb 2006
Statements Made in Casual Conversation That Sound Like Country-Song Titles (Vol. XIII)
Posted under Conversations, Statements, and QuotationsContributed by Jeff J. Snider
The following is the thirteenth installment in an ongoing list kept by the contributor and his roommates and friends:
- I Can’t Go Anywhere But Up, But I Sure Can Go Down A Lot Farther
- That’s A Figurative Literal
- Somebody Put ‘Contradiction’ In The ‘Romance’ Bottle
- Continents Are Like Snowflakes (No Two Are The Same)
- I Had Some Gizzard The Other Day — It Reminded Me Of You
- Sometimes When I’m Driving I Scratch Myself Like A Velociraptor
- Do Fetuses Have Endeavors?
- Is That The Escalator That I Threw A Fit On Once?
- There’s The Parking Lot Where We Met Juan Pablo And The Gypsy Woman
- If You’re Big Before You’re Old, It’s Good To Have Something To Crap In
- It’s Hard To Eat Melting Ice Cream At An Angle
- Staying In One Place For A Long Time Makes Anything Happen
- Skanky People Look Skankier In Utah
- Everything Tastes Better Through A Chain Link Fence
- Artie Will Only Have My Latkes With Ketchup
May 2nd, 2008 at 6:42 pm
Mind if I put 186 on a tee-shirt?
August 2nd, 2011 at 2:08 pm
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