Contributed by Jennifer C. Merrill

Statements made by the contributor’s professor during a material’s science class at BYU:

–(About the atomic bomb) “If it doesn’t work, are you happy or sad?” Never could figure that one out.

–”Saliva is a more refined spit word.”

–”I’m approaching spherical because I want to optimize my geometric.”

–”It’s just delightful to sit up in the mountains and watch the deer and weld.”

–(About putting his hand in the toilet) “That’s not the worst place my arm has been. I owned cows.”

–(About the dedication page in the textbook) “I don’t care if he loved his mother.”

–(About scouting) “If you don’t understand foil dinners, you won’t make it.”

–”This is a trick. This is nothing more than a trick.”

–”You have to know what they know and they don’t know a thing.”