Contributed by Grace

The contributor’s friends, after enjoying a few illegal pharmaceuticals, had the following two conversations:

Robert: Imagine if God had, like, a God exterior and a candy interior. What flavor do you reckon he’d be?
Thom: I reckon nougat.

Thom: So much has been taking on wolf-like characteristics.
Hillary: Really?
Thom: That’s the only way I can describe it.
Hillary: To me everything’s just soft.
Thom: And wolf-like.