Wed 2 Aug 2006
An Interesting Conversation with a First Grader
Posted under Conversations, Statements, and QuotationsContributed by Katie
When the contributor was student teaching, she ended up having lunch with a first-grader who was kept in the classroom during lunch for disciplinary reasons. The two had the following conversation:
Student: Did you make your own lunch?
Teacher: Yes.
Student: Is your mommy dead?
March 5th, 2007 at 9:33 am
Holy crap, I love this.
May 29th, 2008 at 1:05 am
Oh to be able to wind the clock back forty years and have such a simplistic view on life.
May 29th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
I would have kicked the [kid] right in the throat and then, as the kid was laying there wondering what the hell just happened, I’d get right up into the horrible little mutant [kid]’s face and be all like, “No. But yours is going to be…very SOON.” And then I’d laugh like Bozo the [expletive] clown and show him a really big bloody knife.
Because kids are cute as hell when they’ve just [pooped] themselves.
May 30th, 2008 at 3:26 am
…i feel dumber having read that…the first comment made that feeling even worse…i am now gonna go drink a liter of jack and start my car in the garage…goodbye
May 31st, 2008 at 9:35 am
OMG LOL..
June 1st, 2008 at 3:33 pm
I’ve been there.
June 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 pm
STUMBLE!!
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