Contributed by Frank Whiteside

The contributor saw these while on vacation in Japan a couple years ago:

Sign in a hotel bathroom:

“Please close a door or take bath. It’s time to close a door or we will ring sound fire alarm.”

On a disposable toothbrush:

“Good material for your fitness life.”

On a door in a train station:

“Excellent Room.”

On a building next to a hotel in Kyoto:

“Luminous Nose.”