http://www.wemadeout.com Dedicated to the butchering of the English language Wed, 11 Mar 2009 14:49:16 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en Contributed by BethAnn This sign adorns a bar near Pleasant Grove, Utah: http://www.wemadeout.com/photos/only-one-way-to-find-out/ Contributed by Administrator Hey everyone, we know you've heard this before, but ... we're coming back! It's been too long since we've posted here, but we have some good stuff built up in the email reservoir, so we'll start updating again soon. One bit of a change you may have noticed, ... http://www.wemadeout.com/site-news/name-change-kind-of-and-were-really-coming-back-this-time/ Contributed by Lauren A warning sign posted in a bathroom in Orem, Utah. From the contributor: "If all we can flush is the paper, things could get ugly." http://www.wemadeout.com/photos/do-not-flush/ Contributed by lindsay Sign spotted in the Beijing Airport in August 2005: http://www.wemadeout.com/photos/where-do-you-go-when-you-just-gotta-smork/ Contributed by Olivia Meikle The following is a collection of tidbits from emails sent to the contributor as part of a dispute over a laptop sold on eBay: I will let you suspend with your credit. Because you sell the bad laptop to us. If no response in 3 days, ... http://www.wemadeout.com/email/you-will-know-what-will-happened/ Contributed by Administrator I just posted the first entry here on the site in almost exactly nine months, which is, coincidentally, the gestation period of the human being. No, really, it's a coincidence. Yes, my wife DID give birth during this nine-month hiatus, but that had nothing to do ... http://www.wemadeout.com/site-news/where-have-we-been/ Contributed by Jason Leslie Wright A sign spotted on Beto's Mexican restaurant in Provo, Utah. http://www.wemadeout.com/photos/we-are-change-of-name/ Contributed by Jeff J. Snider This was a comment posted here on this site in response to this post. It was too precious for me to just let it sit unnoticed in the comments. Note that the author, someone named Britt, uses 246 words (actually 250, but four of ... http://www.wemadeout.com/email/you-would-be-nacked-and-hungry/ Contributed by Katie When the contributor was student teaching, she ended up having lunch with a first-grader who was kept in the classroom during lunch for disciplinary reasons. The two had the following conversation: Student: Did you make your own lunch? Teacher: Yes. Student: Is your mommy dead? http://www.wemadeout.com/quotations/291/ Contributed by Jeff J. Snider World Wrestling Entertainment has a poll on its website allowing the fans to choose from four new t-shirt designs for wrestler Randy Orton. Check out the design on the bottom right (click the thumbnails to see the full versions; the first image is a screenshot ... http://www.wemadeout.com/photos/who-says-wrestlers-are-dumb/