Contributed by Jeremy Jensen

(From the contributor: “The following was sent to me from a good friend, Willy, last April. I could not stop laughing as I tried to figure out where one sentence ended and another began (among other grammatical mistakes) while my friend complained about not graduating and ripped on the teachers.”)

hey school sucks bad i just got out of the office they told me the if i missed one more day of school i could not graduate but i told they what i thought of that but i think i should just graduate and got it over with i look at teacher in a new way like you suck and your going to be poor the rest of your life same with the adminsters i am real mad right now looks like i can’t go any where on the weekend because of saturday school one more month and i rule the world sorry about all this s*** but i had to say it call me and i ‘ll help you help gerg move i ‘ll show you the race car

pissed off will