Thu 4 Jan 2001
Contributed by Kiersten J Honaker
Excerpt from instructions on a set of temporary tattoos featuring Toucan Sam, found in a box of Froot Loops fruit snacks:
“Stays on for up to two weeks–even in swimming pools!”
and
“Chlorinated water may cause removal of tattoo.”
Wed 3 Jan 2001
Contributed by Anonymous
Warning on a package of Starburst Hard Candies:
Enjoyment tip: do not engage in any activity that would cause this or any other hard candy to lodge in throat.
Tue 2 Jan 2001
Contributed by Kimberly Felix
Looking forward particularly to the “Rock N’ Roll Sushi”…
A real ad; the phone number has been removed to prevent crank calls.
Enjoy the quotation marks in this ad:
Mon 1 Jan 2001
Contributed by Seth Lester Leary
