The contributor found the following note on the floor in the Jesse Knight Humanities Building at Brigham Young University. This is Audrey’s transcription, with spelling, capitalization, and everything else intact. Items in [brackets] are descriptions of drawings, etc. “GPG” stands for Green Pen Girl, and “BPG” stands for Blue Pen Girl.
GPG: can I be distRacting?
BPG: please do… what does this have to do w/ math anyway?
GPG: exactly – like how the only pen I could find is gReen & has no cap?
BPG: beautiful. actually I like the blue & green together. ¡que lindo! (how
GPG: he he he – RemembeR how yesteRday we woRe the same undeRweaR
BPG: oh how could I forget!
GPG: soooo sensitive
BPG: so I had a good talk with Cody last night & I forgot to tell you that I
overheard Hayley saying how much she liked him. TOTaLLy contradicted what
she said to me! ha ha she gets mad @ me for lying to her (when I didn’t) and
then she turns around and blatently lies to me… funny huh?
GPG: people like her make the woRld go Round – well soRta – have you
mentioned next yeaRs living situation? How is Jess? maRRied yet? Liz? I
live dRama lives vicaRiously thRough otheRs
BPG: Jess – talking to the bish tonight Liz – I think she’s going to dRop
make-out tongue Ring boy b/c he won’t go on his mission & I think Hayley
thinks we’re living together next yeaR… boy is she in for a surprise! haha
GPG: Don’t say anything – sign a contRact, move out in the middle of the
night & change youR name
BPG: oh, ok If I get this job – I’m getting a computeR & a cell for sure
[PICTURE OF A SMILEY FACE HERE] & then maybe a caR
GPG: can you heaR me now?
BPG: could your dad hook me up w/a deal? probably not huh?
GPG: I dunno what his poweRs are – he’s a gReat salesman though
BPG: yeah, when I do go to look – I still need cheap cheap cheap
GPG: don’t get cricket
BPG: my only feaR with getting a cell, is that people I don’t like will be
calling me – as of right now people can’t get ahold of me when I’m not home
and I’m not home much. There might have to be a rule that only special
people get my number (like you).
GPG: well obviously I get the coveted #1 speed dial slot – & obviously youR
numbeR doesn’t need to be published on the cover of the daily universe
BPG: [ARROW POINTING TO THE WORDS "DAILY UNIVERSE"] yeah let’s hope not – I
think I’ll keep telling boys that I don’t have a phone b/c then I don’t take
the chance of them stalking me
GPG: I love how you have to woRRy about stalkers and I just woRRy about my
minutes – soooo hot, want to touch the heiny. Do you happen to have the
edited Gladiator oR saving PRivate Ryan. When do you have to leave to
BPG: [ARROW POINTING TO "GLADIATOR"] so good! yes!! why? I just have to be
there for an houR… & I have to be to woRk by 3:30 so the sooner I can go,
the betteR I guess. I have to Run a couple errends @ the Wilk (letteR to
Jimbo) & check the bus schedule
GPG: I just need to eat my tuRkey sandwich [SMILEY FACE]
BPG: & I have a PB&J one [SMILEY FACE]
GPG: yippee foR food! HeRes to being fat & happy!
BPG: amen to that! [HERE SHE DREW A PAIR OF GIRLS SIDE BY SIDE, WITH STICK
ARMS AND LEGS, SMILEY FACES, AND A BIG BALL FOR THE BODY, COMPLETE WITH
LITTLE BREASTS DRAWN IN] notice those smilies!
GPG: [HAS NOW DRAWN UNDERPANTS ON THE STICK PEOPLE] nice bum, where you
from? umm – does getting fat = bigger boobs?
BPG: umm yeah! duR that’s why I’m looking forward to getting pregnant…
good ole milk he he we’re the same! umm aRe those still going to fit?
GPG: well buy bigger ones this class is going soooooooo slow
BPG: I know! ah! I love walking down the halls of this building & hearing
everyone speaking Spanish
GPG: then I open my mouth & you must buRst into teaRs with pain [HERE SHE
HAS DRAWN A STICK GIRL IN A FIRE, HOLDING A MATH 110 BOOK. THE PICTURE IS
CAPTIONED "una chica bonita llama Christy" AND UNDERNEATH IT SAYS "CHRISTY'S
HELL." OFF TO THE SIDE THERE IS AN ARROW AND THE WORD "flames," UNDER WHICH
BPG HAS THEN WRITTEN "fuego."]
GPG: un oh – I just spled odium
BPG: me too!
GPG: Funny how these hateful feelings well up inside of me
BPG: I know! she’s not even cute!