We Made Out in a Tree and This Old Guy Sat and Watched Us

Contributed by lindsay

Sign spotted in the Beijing Airport in August 2005:

Contributed by Olivia Meikle

The following is a collection of tidbits from emails sent to the contributor as part of a dispute over a laptop sold on eBay:

I will let you suspend with your credit. Because you sell the bad laptop to us. If no response in 3 days, I will let my uncle to help me to solve the problem. I tall you , I don’t care about how much money you ship it out. And at that time, I don’t think I will only got $120 refund for the adapter. I really don’t want to see you, as you know that I am a chinese, that I know lots way to protect myself.

Just ship it asap as my previous mail. Or you will know what will happened.

hope you remove the negative feedback for your and mine. And end until here, if you still want to play with me, I am glad to do that.

Contributed by Administrator

I just posted the first entry here on the site in almost exactly nine months, which is, coincidentally, the gestation period of the human being. No, really, it’s a coincidence. Yes, my wife DID give birth during this nine-month hiatus, but that had nothing to do with the lack of new content here lately. That was purely the result of my own laziness or busyness or, more likely, a combination of the two.

So anyway, this is my semi-annual commitment to do better, to bring you content on a more regular basis, and all that stuff. Call it my mid-June resolution, if you will.

Keep those submissions coming, and you may find yourself on the most popular website in all of the Interland! (Although I can’t imagine that the two would be related.)

Hugs and kisses,
Jeff J. Snider

Contributed by Jason Leslie Wright

A sign spotted on Beto’s Mexican restaurant in Provo, Utah.