Contributed by Thomas R. Brendel

Found on a hard drive in a high school computer lab in Georgia:

WHAT IF ROMEO WAS A GIRL? THE POSSIBLEY JULIET WOULD BE MAN. THEN THE WHOLE STORY WOULD HAVE BEEN DIFFERENT THEY WOULD HAVE HAD THE PARTY AT THE MONTAGUES HOUSE. EVERTHING WOULD BE DIFFERENT AND BACKWARD. ROMEO WOULD NOT OF SNUCK IN JULIET ORCHARD AND THEY WOULD NOT OF MET. SO THEY WOULD NOT BE IN LOVE.THENROMEO WOULD A LEZBO BECOUSE ROMEO FELL IN LOVE WITH ROSLINE. THAT WOULD MAKE THE STOR Y WEIRD AND PERHAPS BETTER.